So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My pussy is not your playground.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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