it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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