I love black thongs
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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