so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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