Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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