It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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