There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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