Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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