butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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