That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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