Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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