I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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