ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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