I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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