He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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