We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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