i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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