is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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