I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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