i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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