i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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