she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Will exercising make me less horny?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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