Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
