its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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