i don't like sucking hair
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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