This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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