but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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