Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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