i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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