he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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