it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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