I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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