You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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