just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
