pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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