69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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