I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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