So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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