She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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