I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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