i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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