So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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