How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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