garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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