I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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