On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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