Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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