U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I love having hate sex.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Success! We fucked roommates!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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