How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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