Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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