TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
there is puke in my bra ... again
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