I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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