Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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