: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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