So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
this will be a night to untag.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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