Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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