scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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