Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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