I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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