i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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